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Beaters Are Neater — Crusher Impala T-Shirt
Rust? Trust it. Dents? Respect them. The Crusher Impala “Beaters Are Neater” T-Shirt is a high-octane salute to the real stars of the street — the clapped-out classics, the duct-taped warriors, the cars that run ugly and win loud. Whether you live for burnouts, junkyard builds, or drag nights with a side of smoke, this tee is your crew uniform.
Built for the Battered and Proud
Anyone can polish chrome — you make 11-second passes in a car that looks like it survived a demolition derby. This shirt celebrates that gritty spirit, with bold “Beaters Are Neater” graphics that say exactly what you’re thinking.
Crusher Impala Cult Status
Inspired by one of the baddest big-body builds on the planet, this shirt is a shoutout to the Crusher Impala — the OG iron sled that proved ugly fast > pretty slow.
Garage-Tested Style
With a bold front print and rugged energy, this tee is made for grease-stained hands, burnout pits, or just grabbing a beer and talking shop with your crew.
Soft Enough for the Daily Grind
You may run rough, but this tee doesn’t. Made from premium cotton, it delivers all-day comfort — even when you’re laying under a car or leaning on your next bad idea.
Material: 100% heavyweight cotton
Fit: Unisex classic fit — durable with just the right looseness
Graphic: Front-printed “Beaters Are Neater” slogan with Crusher Impala–inspired artwork
Color Options: Asphalt Black, Shop Rag Grey, or Oil Stain Charcoal
Sizes: S–XXL
Unisex Classic T-Shirt:
Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
– Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester;
– Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester;
– Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester.
Unisex Jersey V-Neck T-Shirt:
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz.
Ash: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly.
Sport-Grey: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton 10% poly.
All other heather/blend colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly.
Women’s V-Neck T-Shirt:
153.0 G/SqM (White 144.0 G/SqM).
100% Ring Spun Cotton.
In transition to 100% Combed Ring Spun Cotton.
Unisex Jersey Tank:
– Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly);
– Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly (Ath. Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly).
Unisex Long Sleeved T-Shirt:
100% cotton, except:
– Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester;
– Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester;
– Dark Heather, Safety Green & Safety Orange: 50/50 cotton/polyester.
Unisex Sweatshirt:
1 x 1 rib with spandex.
Air jet yarns: softer feel, reduced pilling.
Unisex Hoodie:
50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
Preshrunk fleece knit.
1 x 1 rib with spandex.
Air jet yarns: softer feel, reduced pilling.
Kids Classic T-Shirt:
100% Cotton, except:
– Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester;
– Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester;
– Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather, Neon & Safety Colors: 50/50 cotton/polyester.
Kids Hoodie:
Preshrunk fleece knit.
Double-lined hood.
1 x 1 rib with spandex.
Air jet yarns: softer feel, reduced pilling.
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* Care Instruction:
Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors.
Do not use bleach.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean.
Do not tumble dry.
Crusher Impala Beaters Are Neater T-Shirt
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